thehalfricangawd:

angst-is-my-aesthetic:

scorpionbutch:

thallasiske:

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

this post fixed my brows and cleared my skin

(via seedy)

abomination-of-gender:

I need people to understand that the viral onion article that’s going around has been posted five times over the years, always verbatim except for the name of the city and number of dead.

(via intensional)

emrosethedisneymjsherlokifangirl:

stingywithmycootiecat:

lord-voldetit:

current mood: 🎃🍂🍂🍂🎃🎃🎃🎃🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🎃🎃🎃🎃🍂🎃🎃🍂🎃🍂🎃🎃🎃🍂🍂🎃🎃🍂

next mood: 🎄🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄

Sooo you just gon go against the grain and skip thanksgiving? 😕🤦🏾‍♀️

Thanksgiving mood:

(via ruinedchildhood)

joner:

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

(via seedy)